Anwar

It's the same old story again. I personally feel Anwar is innocent, framed yet again with his growing power. Read here and here. The previous charge was blatantly a conspiracy against Anwar and I wonder what 'impartial investigation' there would be by the cops, when even the police chief is involved.

Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack'

Malaysia’s de facto opposition leader Anal Ibuggerhim has hit back at those alleging he has once again indulged in sodomy.

Former Malaysian deputy premier and finance minister Datuk Anal was sentenced in 1999 to six years in prison on corruption charges, and in 2000, to another nine years for alleged sodomy. In 2004, however, the Federal Court reversed the sodomy conviction, and he was released. Datuk Anal has always characterized his convictions as an attempted political assassination. Just yesterday, it was reported that one of Datuk Anal’s aides had lodged a police report claiming that his boss sodomised him.

Datuk Anal is attacking the entire affair as an attempt to frustrate his political comeback, after he led the opposition to win a third of Malaysia’ parliamentary seats and five states, and as public anger is growing against the government.

“BUMNO can’t take Datuk Anal on with a full frontal attack, so they’re trying to screw him by the backdoor,” said Mr. Mohd Belakang bin Mari, a spokesman for opposition party, Parti Kedi Rabak-rabak (PKR), referring to the ruling party. “We demand a full probe!”

Meanwhile, the Malaysian police have pledged their cooperation.

“You want us to probe your anal case? No problem!” said Chief Inspector Mohd Shaiful bin Malu, “Maybe all this is just a big prank, you know, jiggery-pokery done by people with itchy backside.”

When asked who might such people with itchy backsides be, Chief Inspector Shaiful replied, “Donno. Go and ask a doctor, lah!”

When asked which doctor one should see about people with itchy backsides, he rolled his eyes. “A doctor in this country who knows a lot about being an asshole, lah!”

There were no further questions.

Such a doctor was quickly found and he rendered his medical opinion on the matter, saying, "It's terrible that Datuk Anwar is still engaged in sodomy. I mean, the man has aides!"

Meanwhile, across the Causeway, Singaporeans believe that the turmoil in Malaysia could be beneficial in the long run. Said a civil servant who did not wish to be named, "Maybe they'll be so focused on this controversy, that we can take a few more of their islands without them knowing."


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